Let it GO, Karkat.
club2 two you, rl.
GET YOUR CLUBTH OUT OF HERE, I’M NOT EVEN GOING AFTER YOU.
I’m going to club the both of you if you don’t stop.
And just what is so funny, Miss Maryam?
I Am Just Charmed
It Is Like Wigglers First Ashen Threesome In Here And You Are Trying So Hard
Are you patronizing me?
I Would Never
Perhaps I Worded It Poorly But It Was Meant To Be A Compliment If Nothing Else
Are you certain?
YOU’VE JUST GOTTEN A BLESSING FROM SHE WHO MAY AS WELL BE KNOWN AS THE QUEEN OF CLUBS, LALONDE. GET OVER YOURSELF. AS IF KANAYA EVER DOES ANYTHING BUT AGREE WITH YOU AND TITTER LIKE A TWEETBEAST AT MY EXPENSE.
Oh What Is This
Why It Appears To Be A Query
I Had Almost Forgotten The Purpose Of This Show Was To Answer Them
I’ve got a flushed interest in one of YOU. What now?
Rose Are You Alright
It Is Unusual To See You Pulling What I Understand To Be The “2x Facepalm Combo”
It is merely…
Simply observe his expression…
I Have Never Observed A Look Of Such Wicked Glee
Vantas, just say it already.
Well What Are We Waiting For
Please, hasten yourself to the studio. I would not wish to make my co-host a liar, nor would I wish to maintain quality programming at the expense of repetitive japery and questionable content.
I promiscuously LOVE MY JOB.
I’m afraid I cannot participate in this at all.
NO undulating WAY. I AM SHOCKED. THIS IS ME BEING SHOCKED.
Why Ever Not
Well, I already have a flushed interest of my own, obviously.
Ah But Of Course
Well Then That Makes Two Of Us
And I Do Not Believe My Own Would Approve Of My Participation In Such Acts
You never know what might happen if you suggest the right people, Kanaya.
I Will Never Know If What You Are Saying Is Sarcasm Or Not
Oh, but listen to us prattle on.
What about you, Karkat?
… EXCUSE ME?
If the quadrant is open and the listener is as well, why not?
I Am Sure Contact Between The Two Of You Could Be Arranged Somehow
If You Are Interested
There is someone else?
NO ehehehe WAY.
YOU ARE NOT GANGING UP ON ME LIKE THIS, WHAT THE HELL.
MY QUADRANTS ARE NONE OF YOUR sneaky BUSINESS AND LIKE HELL THEY ARE THE BUSINESS OF ANYONE LISTENING TO THIS DAMN SHOW.
We are your friends, Karkat, you cannot blame us for being interested.
Now, why don’t we pile up some of the more sturdy bits of equipment in here and have a chat?
I’M SORRY, DO YOU HAVE “KARKAT’S MOIRAIL” TATTOOED ON YOUR PASTY ASS, LALONDE? NO, I DON’T THINK YOU DO SO BACK THE tire iron UP.
I’LL LET YOU KEEP ME FROM BEATING CAPTOR UNTIL HE IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM A SCRAMBLED EGG BUT IF I SEE YOU MAKING ANY MOVES TO ACCUMULATE AN ASSORTMENT OF OBJECTS IN A SPECIFIC AREA OR GENERALLY AGGREGATE THINGS I AM WALKING OUT OF HERE.
So your moirail has a special tattoo with you in mind? A moving tale of romance, I am touched.
Karkat Come Back Here
I SAID I’D LEAVE AND I’M LEAVING.
I have made no move to congregate detritus, and I believe those were the conditions for your leaving.
Honestly Karkat Sit Down
Of Course Your Theatrics Have All But Confirmed That You Do Have A Flushed Interest But We Can Return To This Topic Another Day
THEATRICS, HUH? WELL THEN ALLOW ME TO EXIT STAGE RIGHT.
Karkat, come back here.
You Really Must Learn How To Take A Joke
The Show Has Barely Begun You Cannot Walk Away Now
Well, it is not as though the listeners regularly give you reason to vent your anger and frustration.
Ah That Is Correct
Stewing in fury during the rest of your day’s classes will not do any foreseeable damage to your GPA, I’m willing to bet.
Yes Leaving Is Probably For The Best
We Will Do Our Best To Be Terse And Degrading To Those Who Deserve It But I Do Not Think I Can Yell Quite As Loud As You
Alas, we may even be… polite.
I HATE THE BOTH OF YOU.
IT IS INEXPRESSIBLE.