Quadrant Queries

Day 3 Query 5: Foe of the FCC

(Several months ago the radio show “Quadrant Queries” was temporarily pulled from the campus radio station pending legal inquiry into damaged equipment, wielding weapons within a school building, and severe failure of censorship. This recording was found archived in university files.)

YEAH, I WOULD PROBABLY WRITE ANGRY LETTERS TO YOU TOO IF I HEARD THAT gold COMING FROM YOUR ROOM.

you have no class vantas

I’M JUST SAYING WHEN IT COMES TO HUMAN LOVE SONGS HE CANNOT COMPARE TO CELINE DION.

you shut your whzzzre mouth

you guys are terrible at segues!

i’m not even a guest host but i’m just going to do it for you.

rose, i am going to read the next question.

Knock yourself out.

hey its me again

testin the wwaters wwith this kismesis here based on your advvice

i cant get anywwhere near his computer and mailin him ship ended up backfirin

nearly burned my fins off

anywway

i think ivved finally figured out wwhats going on

hes alwways bitchin and glubbin at this one guy

so im presumin hes got himself a black crush on him

i cant imagine wwhy

the guys a noisy little mutant nowwhere near as quality as me

so i guess wwhat im askin here is

do you havve any advvice for breakin them off

and any better advvice for wwinnin him ovver

your prevvious suggestions obvviously didnt wwork

Flounderin Foe

 

and that john is our signal to retreat to candy corner

id pop some popcorn but i dont want to miss a second of this

karkat you are turning really red, are you ok?

now hang on, ii can explaiin.

Oh shit, Kanaya hold him back!

YOU UNBELIEVEABLE HORN FONDLING FUCK!

JUST WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING HIM TO GET HIM OFF YOUR BACK?!

kk, ii 2wear ii diidn’t 2ay anythiing liike that two hiim.

OH NO I’M SURE YOU DIDN’T “THAY” ANYTHING, YOU JUST GO TO HELL AND BACK TO IMPLY IT EVERY CHANCE YOU GET YOU NOOKCHAFING BUCKET OF HOOFBEAST EXCREMENT!

oh yeah becau2e ii’m the one who 2tart2 2creamiing and 2hiittiing rage every tiime 2omeone dii2agree2 wiith me or make2 the 2malle2t joke at my expen2e!

OH SO EVERY TIME I DEFEND MYSELF FROM SOMEBODY’S BULLSHIT ACCUSATIONS I’M BLACKFLIRTING WITH THEM?! YEAH THAT MAKES A SHITTON OF SENSE!

you jump to fuckiing conclu2iion2 and attack anyone you can! iit’2 no wonder he thiink2 we’re iin a blackrom!

WELL ACCORDING TO YOUR LOGIC I SHOULD BE IN A GODDAMN BLACKROM WITH EVERYONE SO HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?!

that2 riight! how could he po22iibly thiink iit wa2 ju2t me when you are the biige2t hate2lut on campu2?!

DON’T YOU DARE ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHEN YOU’VE BEEN STRINGING THAT SEADWELLER ALONG FOR SWEEPS!

fuck you, you know he’2 iimpo22iible to get riid of!

IF YOU RISE TO HIS BAIT EVERY FUCKING TIME, YEAH, BIG SHOCK HE’S STILL AFTER YOU!

diid you really ju2t make a fii2h pun about thii2?!

hey captor psionics and sound equipment dont mix rein that in

NO I MADE A FUCKING POINT, PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR WASTECHUTE YOU SHITPANNED WIGGLER!

you fiir2t, a22hole!

FUCK YOU, CAPTOR!

ii’d rather kiill my2elf!

Rose I Fear I Am Losing My Hold On Him

OH SO NOW YOUR BULGE IS TOO GOOD FOR ME OR SOMETHING?!

you’re the one who’2 got “all thii2 hate” and 2tiill can’t land a kii2me2ii2!

karkat, i think you should put the sickles away…

I’M GOING TO DESTROY YOU.

ii’d liike two 2ee you try.

T̙̠̥͘h̙̯̦̥̙ͥ̃̈́ͬ̈ͯ̂a͎̺͖̩ͥ̒̅͗̂ͩ͠t̻̞̟̫̤̼͇͂͢ ͍̟̲̱ͨ̆̅̄̌̅i̴̹͕͍ͥ͆ͯs̭͔̫͓̠̾͑̋ͭ͋̀ ͈̹̏e̙ͤ̄̓̾͋́n̫̻͔͓͛ͅo̭͛u̝̭̻͑̑ͯ̂͗ͣͅg͕͓̩̮̰h̖̻̼̩͇́ͅͅ!̘̝̟͖̳̰͆͆̂

B̮̝̩̮e̩͓̝̺͚͎̜̾ ͍͉̍ͧ̂̀̚s̡̹̭̬ͩ̋̃ḯ̳͔̰̦̖̥̙ͣ̓ͭḷ̩̤͕͓̍͐̊ͬ̆ͩ͠ȅ̢̺̹̟̹̯̯̭ͧ͑ͤn̺̱ͭ̓̄̊̇ͧͭͅt͔͉͍̣̥͂́͑́ͧ̉͛̕!͈̜̌͝

Ḃ̲̪̱̋̌̑ͤ̂̀ͅo̟̙͌ͭ̏́t͂ͧ͒̽̎͏ḩ̻̦̋ͧ̍̀ ̮͍͙̄̋̓̚o̜͖̹͕͇̐͂̔͋f̭̰̺̤͎̳̍̽ ̩̲̠̻̮ͥ͞ỹ͚ͣ͘o̹̜ͦ̈́̾ͥ͋̇u̙̦͕̹ͧ̆̍͗̐̊!̙̞̬̠̥̒̎͜

OH FUCK.

ease up on the grimdark there lalonde

yeah that’2… that’2 ju2t a2 bad for the equiipment a2-

I̱͎̻͗͂̿̆ͣ͟ͅͅ ̴͚̉ͭͮ̆̂ͅṯ͍̙̞͙ͨoͯ̈͡l̤̜̲̪̄ͩ̒̓d͖̲̈ͩ̋̃ͧͤ ̩͇͒̈́ͫÿ̒́̍̅̉͘ō̜̟̩̞̖͕̔u̟̘̘͈̺̾ͯͩ̑͒ ̛̮̠͌̾ͩt̷̼̭͍̝̹̥͉ỏ̳̣̖̻̹̣̳̇̍ ̖̥̜͓͋̈́͗̐͑͑ͅb̯͓̼̟̭̚ȅ̞͕͎̳̮̦̳̄̍̂͒ͯ̚ ̧̰̹͙̜͛̆̀͒̏ͅq̣̗̠̜̪̻ͭ̿̆ͥų͊́̓̏͋͂ͯí̴̮͕̟̱̣ͪͤ̎̾̽̈ḛ̥̘̖̥͈͉ͤ̉̃̓̊ẗ̺́ͣ.͇̝̲̱͙͐̓

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N͈͔̳̩̤͛͞o͔̮̖̖̎w͍̭͍͍̫͎̰͂͊̄̿ͭ.̱͖̉̄ͯͧͩͣ

̞̫̊̆̑Ī̎͒̔ͧfͬ͂̒̎ͬ́ͫ ̛̥̰̤͙͐̎y͚̏̍ͥ̾͋̋͘ǫ͈͖̤̻͖ͦ̐̆̆ͤű̴̮͔͉̹̜̌̏͂ͨ ̝̱͎͇̥ͭͪ̀̋ͦw̤̝̩̪̤̩͗͆́i̐ͯ̍̽̃̏̏͏͓̺̦͚̰͙ͅl̗͍̼͚͔̟͇͐͜l͓̦̜̥͕̞͍ͥ͂ͭ̓́ ̛̟̙̯̟͎̖͋͊n̖͈͚̤̪͗͗̆̽o̯̫͓̮͕͔̩͐̌͋̋ͤ̎t̛̰̜̟̪͈̰ͭ͊͌̽ ͙͓̜̝͕̰ͨ̌l̦̮͊́ͨi̥ͤ͌ͯͮ̂̚s̤͓̪̞̤̜ͦͦt̝̪̫͍̲ͦ̍eͣ̉̔̔ͥ̃͂͏̬͇̯̠n̟̺̎̇̆ͯ͂̃͛ ͓͇̠̮͍ṫ͔ͤ̅ͪ̐ͩo̸ ͙͕̱̼̼̱̎͊̽̒r̦͍̤̟͓̍ͤ̊ͣe̹ͤ̏̅̿ͦ̚͜ḁ̷͐̌ͨͭͣsȍͫͣͨ͠n̥̞̳ͪ ̻͇̏ͬͫ̃͗̑ͮy̢̜͖̹̙ͣ͆̈̐ͥőͯͫ͑ͤ͝uͦ͆ ͇̋̄ͥ̓ͅw̱̻̩͔̖ͧ̔̄i̵͖̦̜̹̰̣̥ͬ̂l҉̙̹̻̘͚̗͇l̷̦̫̘͎̞̼ ͖̈̂̈͞l̛̺̺̰ͨ͋͋͛̽̐i̞̟̤̥̺̱ͣ̍͒̈͊͊͌͢ͅş̯̖̖̖̍͋̏ͬ̄̋͗te̴͙̙͓͉̫̮͋ͭ̏̑ͯ̌ͮn̩͔͕̰ͭͤ̎͒́́ͫ̀ ̑̐͋̄͊̚o̩̠̪̮ͮ̾̿̅͟n̷̬̼͆ͨ̎ ̣̟̠̬̮̋̕ť̡̰̞̥̓̿ͥ̆ͧȟ̪̮̝ͮ̈́̚r̦̘̞̬̗ͯ̈̑͛ẻ̖̣͔̮͇̤͆͐a̷̱͚̩̺̹̭͛͋̿ͅt̴̺͚̠͙̠̳̎͂͐̐ͧ̾ͤ ̱̘̫̲͕͒̇ț̢͔̙͚̩̼͛͂̽ͅo̘͖̣͓ͨ͂ ̟̾̽̚y͓̼̬̱̖̱ͦo͏̥̘̺̹͔ṵ̼͉͖̮͓r ̶̹̟ľ̩͍̖̖̾̉́̄̃̕i̠͇̟̞̼ͩ͂͐ͯ̾͋̀͟v̬͕̪̟̲̮ͩ̿̌̀̇͜ë̬́͜s͖̤͉̯̞̟͒̂ͮ.

̖̮̦͈̂̐̌̈́̇̀I͇͕͍̣͒́̈́ͯ͞ ̻͚̞̉͋̓ͨ̓̐̓h̸ͩͤͤa̫͉̱͠d̢̚ ̷̀̃̈́̀̀ͭh̐ͦͨo̓ͯ҉͚͇̘p̟͙̥̼̭̲͂͒̈́̎̆̐͟ȇ̞̦͗̌̑dͬ̆̂ͧ ̸̗͍̹̭͍̙̩̊t͖̼̤̳̠̿͝h͆ͣ̄ͫã̺̂̿ͩ̒t̙̝͙̥̳̬̹ ͯͫͦi̦̻̣̗̜̝̾̊̌̄̇n̡͉̬͖̯͐ͪ̆ ̝̹̬͍̮̾͂ͪͫ̑ͪa͊̏ͨͨͣ͊ ̌̓̚͝p̛̼̤̖̱̭͔ȑ̳̏ͮͬo͇̙͚͈̼͔̟͆f̛̋͌̓ͫͭ̄e̾̐͝s̻̺̪͙͖ͬ̄ͭs̢̲͇̱͖͕̞̝̓͗̄̌ͮͬi̳̹͟ō̤͈̟̥̤̑̃̎ṇ̴̹̘͚̜̼̫ḁͯ̍̍ͯͪ̇ͮ͡l͎̻ͫ̈̓̚ ̢̠̬̖͚̰sͧ͗͌ͧ̂̾͞ĕ̦̯̞̯͕͕̅ͩͭ̏͠t̫͇̪̏͑͛ẗ̷͈͕̙̒̓̈́̃ȉ̟̫n̷̠̱͇̳̝̮̺͋g̣ͭ̐̇̾ ̫͇̺̮̗̦̫ͦ͐̚͡ỵ̗̰̬̠̖̟̑͌͌̐̀ͥo̝̺͈͑͋ū͙͍̼͚ͬ̓͑̾͂͛ ͉̭̜ͬ̓t̄ͯ̾w̳̞̺̰̠̰͇̿̄̿̚̕o̗̰̣̟̲̝ ̮͓̿̒ͩ̊̆͟w͈̦͛̄̕o̧̰ͮ́͊u͎̳̫̞̼̥͎̎l̘͍͆̓̈̒̏̔d̹͙̤̳̲̣̐ͪ̉͂̔͂̃ͅ ̮b̢̲͍̝͍̮̟ͭͪͨͫͫ̂ẽ͇̯̼̅̈͟ ̟̼̘͔c̥͖̜̳͙̻ì̘̙̜̦͇͔ͭ͜v̷͍̉͒̍iͧͪ͛͛͏͔̮̞̭̟l̤̮.̜͕̼̣̖̮͕̌͂̎̏̐ͯ͟

̷̻B͙͉̣̚u͚̜̥͛̌̾ͣ̊t̛͓͓ͪ͊̉̓͑ ̥̰̬͚͕͍͆́͌̍̑̉ỉ̴̝̰̪̗̞͚̫ͥ̑͛t̺̣̖͚͢ͅ ̝͇̟̝̣͊̑s͙͚͑̂̉̿ͤ̈̌ͅę͍͈͚̬̫̫ͥ̅͛̈́̅e̖̤̻̺̬ͭ̌ͪ̈̿m̙̭s͋̎͗̈̀ ̲I̛͖͇͎̟͍ͫ ̙̠̘͉͈̔̌̈́ͩ͛w̙͇̤͙̏́̊a̱͖̱̮̹̗͊s̒ͩ̑̌ ̧̖͖̟̳̭͚͖̇̀ͪͣ͒ͪw̙̳̯̙̼̱̒̿͗ř͍̤̠͕o͙̦̫̞̭̩̐n͔̭̠ͪ̀̈́̅g̙̺̹̱̐͗̍͠.̂̏̆̿̄

̷ͨͤN̡̯̦̯͇͙̙̅ͨͨͣ̚ĕ͇ͯͪ̀̾ͥ͐͟i̥̠̖͋ͫt̲́ͫ͑̄̒̅͗͞ḧ̸̉̒ͮ̓ͧę̾ͫ͊̍ͣr͎̘̰̱̜̋ͅ ̥̥̯͕̠̈́̈́̂̿̏͆o͇̮͉̭̞̣͖ͫ̓̊͂͘f̷͖͍̲̜͚͈̯ ̻̫͖̫͍̫̪̈́͜y҉̮͉o̤̰̞̲̗ư͚̱̪̮̗͓̝̋̃ͯ̌̋̊ ̦̥̤͙̱̘͆ͬ̀̔̌̅͟c̢̭̘̬̭̳̗̻ͩ̒o̟̼̦̙̒͐͛u͍̱̯ͧ͂͛̃̆͆̚lͥ͐́̊ͨ̀́҉̹̱̬̘̞d̴̟͕̱̳̑͌ ̖̥̜̗̱̍ͩ̄̑́̃͂͢c̝̖̝̋̇ͩ̌͑a̖̮̹ͬ̐͋̀ȓ̯͓̙̻̒̈̿̌ͅe͍̒̂̏͒ͯ́ ̜̎ͣ̐l̩̪̖͍͆̂́ē̱̮̯̳s̙̤̱̪̱͍s̶̘͕͈ͥͯ́̓̄ͥ ̣͕̟́̓̾͐ͥa͎͚͕̗b͖̫̠̙ͫͭ̃ͪ͌ͯͮo͔͇̞u͔͕̹̪̤͒̌́ͬ̒̈́̓t̰͚̟̮̼͋͠ ̙̤̲͓͇͓w̥̱̝͚̋ͯ̌̍̅̂h̲̯̯̯̬͑̄̒̋ͣ͠a̓҉̻̬̠̬̫̩̺t̵̗̯̹̩̦̗ͥ̌̋ ̝̦͎͎t̡̼̫̮h̡̼̭̞̘͚̜e̼̒ͬ́̓͞ͅ ̼̟a̯͉̩͖͖̪͡u̷̝͗̃̎̿͋̾t̜͌̾h̗̱̖̤̟̞̅̈́o̤ͣ͂̾ͭ̈ͫ̕r̪̭̜ ̳͓̗̉ͥǫ̣̤f͕͙̪̪̆ ̅ͯͫͦ̑̀t̩̩̰̮̲͈͗͒ͮͨh̖̝͇͍̹̻̝̃̓̂̈ͥͪ͌͢ȧ̺t̃͏̮̳̲ ̦̯̗͔͉̑ḷ̯̜̽̆͌̐ê̹̦̺ͣ̓̎̔͢t̝̜̞͍̩ͯ̎ͨ̊̅͌̕t̤̤͎̻̊̿ͣ̽ͦ̇e̞̦̬͈̙̟̜͋r̩̮̘̬̘̮̼͂̆͋́͛͂ ͖ͯ͒́h͓̝̄ͥ͌̑̈̐a̩̮̼͌ͦ̿̈́̀̌ͅs͖̳͑̊ͥ̍͛ ͎͙͈͊̒ͫ̀t̥̘͈̖̙͙ͪ̌̚o̊̍̉̃ͮ̍ ̫̦̄s̯͉̹̯̮̬͍͒͐a͈̺̗͙̦̍̌̐̎ͪ͑ͅy̗͋͗ͯ.̡̻ͮ̀̎̑͊̑ͮ

̨̯͉ͥ̀̋̆̐̚Ȁ̗̎̒̈́n͇̞̪̗̅́͌͂̉ͫd̠̯͓̯̯̥̦͌ͧ͛ͦ̍̅͡ ̯̩̰̰͖̈́̇̒ͥ̃͌y̸̯̺ͦ͋ͪ̃͒ͩeͥ̂͒̔̚҉̳t͖̓ͭ̇͌ͤ͑ͨͅ ̤͎͛̓͊͢y̤̭̙̞͉ͤ̓̃͗̓͞o̢̹̜̾̈͗̀̎̈ͨṳ̣͔͙̱̥̖͋ͭ̿ͪ́̔̚ ̧͍ͮͬͥ̈̎a̩͔͙̱̦͇͑ͪ̄̇͆̀lͪͧ҉̣l̖͖̺̟̅o̯̥̟̞̙̠͟ẘ̹̄̇ͦ̌̓̈́͟ͅ ̳̪̮͙̣̋ͤ͑t̳̮̮̦̤̚h̦͖̹̻͎̳̬́i̮̖̳̖̺̍ͯ̿ͩ̌͞ṡ̛̪̣̘̜͙̟̯ͫ̾͗̽̓̅ ̺͔̰̼͕̤̍̎ͯ͆̅ͨͤi̝̦͍ͤ͒ͥ͗̾̔͢n̘̲̼̠͒̅́̓̎ͨͩf̙ͩͦ̔͜á̙͈̝̤̬̥ͤͥ̊̒́͐͘n͇̲̭͍̻ͥ̉͗͋̅͑t͚͕̬̮̜̠ͯͤͥ̑ͤ̄i͐̑ͭͪͮ̀l͖͍̮̲͕̠e͕͖̩̲͔ ̒̂҉͈͇̺b̜̜̻͉̉͟e͔̹̮̺͈̩͚ͪ̌̌ͯḩ̺̮̈́̈́̃ͧ̾ͦͅa͖ͪv̡̺̠̖̥͍̻i̙̬̰̓o̤̙͙̫̲̹͉r̟̯̠̪̆ͣ̽ͥ̈́ͨ̆ͅ ̴ͤ̅̇ͣ͗̊t̶̰̦̭ͨͪo̳̺̳͈̖̖̾̎ͯ̍̽ ̡̠̩̳͗c̘̼̻̫͓o̹̭̪ͫ̓̀̚n͈̱̑ͥ͊̾͒̒̉͠t̻͎͓̘ͮ̇͌̑̅̒i̢̼͎̗̰̩̤͐͑̎͗̅͒̔n̗̣̮̦͎ͭͬu͔̒ͭͥͣ͐̕eͧ.̺̦͍̠͗̆̊ͪͥͫͬ͞

͍̞̲̻͈͊ͫͥͨ̉Y̔̇ͣͨo̘̜̹͓̳͙̾̈ͬ̅̈ṵ̡͚̺͖͔͎̉ͧ̃ͅ ̹͈̜̝̫͍̜ͭͦh̦͍͕͙̪͍̅̇ạ̶́͑̂̏͐ͥv̟̬̔e̤ͦͮ̍̚ ̙̲̦͇͉ͪͦͫ̿ͨͦ̓͜ͅf̱̒ͯ̅o̝̲̳̻̦͊ͧ͡r̯̥̿̆̍͊͛͡c̱̱̣̼̤̝̝͊ḛ̷̓ͮ̂̓ͪͭd̔̂ ͈͑ͭmͮ̎̍ͩ̌͝ė̤̬̺̜͕̈̓̀̂̅̌́ͅ ͉̠̫͠t͞o̭̼̙̟͙̟̞ͧ͌̏͜ ̼̫̗͆̈̿̊̄̈́s͙̭̺tͬͨͤ͒͑ͣ̈́͏e̶͍͈̪̳̘̩͌̾ͨͪ̿͊̑p̡̠͚̟̟̳̦̉ ̬͎̘ͭͫ̇ͤȋ͖͕͕̩̖̠͙́̇̏ͪ̾͜ń̤̯̖̝͉̩̆̋ͪ̔̌ͣ.̧̲̹ͭ̎͛ͮ͒̈

̩̙ͦ̍ͯ́͆͐ͯC҉͈̹̤̬̦͖ö̝̘̝̩̀n̫͔̪͑͋̄͆ͨͫ͢g͕̟͖̹̹̝͝r͓̣ͨ͡a̪̲̣̙̤̘t̹̔̓̾̂ͨu͉͖̠ͮͥ͊̔̇̚͝l͖̺̫̼͗ͦ̇̑̿ͬá̛̲̜͓̼̲̯̃̈́ͤ̈ͫͅt̲͓͈͕̩͋i̸̼ͩͧ̅̂̌͐̄o̲̪͎͎̳̰̘ͥ̓̍n̶̳̬͉͈̮͕̆̿̈́s̓̂ͧͪ̚͏̪͇̤.̨̞͇̥̞

̭̩͔͔̣̒̾͌̓ I ̢̜͎̯͙̯͍̓̓͒̎ͪa̝̰̻̯͙̮͉̽̓͑̂͞ṁ͎͉͔̙͉̿̉ ̮̄ͦͮ̈́ͤ̔n̥͇̫̺̖̂ͨ̔̚͝e̫̱w̤̠͚̬͈̣̞̆ͦ̂̅̒̎̏͢ ̦̖͙͇͓̻̔ͨͫ̀͆̚t̨̝͎̥̎̌ͅo̰̯̫̠͈ͩ́ ͇̬̙̩͐͑͂̆̉̏̈a͙̞͊̐͑̽u̯͉̦̰ͤ͑̿̐s̸̟̺̥ͨ̎̌̐ͨp̵͖̖̦̂ì̙̣͈̝͇̖͇͂̇͂͞s̷̖̜̣̜̖̜̱ͭ̃t̲̩̓̈́ͫi̧̭̮̱͊c̸͍̱͉̼ͨ̀ͬͨͫị͚͖̦̓̉̎̒s͒ͣ̒̏͊̅́m͎̠ͤͣͫ̔̚,́̓ͬͩ̿ ̴̞͉̭̗̮̃b͕̟̞̉̈́̾̋̂̿̃u͖̻̝̱̹̻ͩ͛ͯt͔͖̙̺ͩ̽̓ͫͫ̋ ̜̠͓̲͔͂͋̏͜I̅ͮ̚ ̣̘͇̞͕͖ͣ͜b̧̹̤͙̭͎̳͖̓̓e̯̞͓͍̰͂̑ͤ̉̋ͤͭl̘̹̟̜͈͇̲i̷e̺͇̣̲̞̜ͫͦͤ̀̚v͈͓̔ë͈̒ ̲̰̯̪͚̫̓ͣ̽Ḯ͍̼̻͉̱͔͎͊̋ ̗̻̭͑ͭ̚a̻̖̟̭̼̦̠̕m͐҉͎̜ͅ ̦͓̺̥̍́ͪͤ̆͆̚͡ͅd̶̥̙̲̃o̷͐̊ͯͦͮị̷̝̺͒̾ͯn̲̩̪ͣ́ͨ̓ͤͥ͋g̭̱̯̯̊ ̧̗̒q̬͓̅̄ͥ͛̿͗͘u̧̝̩͔ͥ̔ͣ̈́͋̈́̉îͫ̑͂͑ͩ͗t̮͖̹̯͔̘̹ͮͤe̢͇͓̳̥̞ͭͦ̈́ͧ̎ ̧̖̞ͬ̅͂͒ŵ̦̪̱̟̙̅͞ē̖͚̗l͓̩͇̗̠͍͖ͧ͌̀ͯͦl̯̘̜̺͙ͥ͛ͧ̆ͯ̔ͨͅ,̯̻̣̈ͯ͂͐̽̔̽ ̵͖̦̥̎ͯ̇̓d̈́̀o̥̬ͫͫ̍n̪̼̳͂̍̔̈͡’̫̳̰̙̤̾̏t͚͚̰̪͍͕͊͆̃̌ͮ ̩̠̘̼̬̫̊y̛̺̣̽ͦ͋̅̃͐̅o̧̠u̥̣͓̜̙̜͊̀̈̍̃?̛̎̈́

 I AM GOING TO SAY YES.

AND IT’S NOT JUST BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE I’D BE DEAD IF I SAID ANYTHING ELSE.

we’ll cool iit, rl.

you’re riight, no one care2 what fiinface ha2 two 2ay, iit’2 not a biig deal.

ju2t relax.

Y͖͕̪̋̆͆̐ọ̶͇̲̮̝̀̿ͨͩ̍̏u̲̦͋ͭͨͤ̃ͧ̈ ̜̼̖̩̙́ͩ͑ͣ̑̚ŵ͉̌ͦͫͣ͒i̵̠͖̻̭͋̃̓̍̑̋l̡͉̱ͤͬͦ͛͋̓̇ͅḷ̨̣̇ͧ͊ ̥̣̼̟̝̮ͨ̾ͤ͂͋a̽p̘̿ͭ͌o͙̻̙ͤ́ͤ͜l̰͍̪̼͈͐̆̎o̞͎̣̟̬̔ͅg̣̬͖̪̤ͫ̐̆͢ͅͅi̮͉̙͓̗ͥz̡͉ͯ͋̽eͭ̽̆̾̌̀̋͏͎͚.̻ͨ

…

SO.

PANTS-SHITTING TERROR ASIDE.

I MAY HAVE FLIPPED ON YOU FOR NO REASON.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

ii diid kiind of make hiim thiink you were my blackcru2h.

ii ju2t wanted hiim two leave me alone.

not one of my be2t iidea2.

2orry.

…

ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?

2hiit, kk, ii 2wear you a2k me that every tiime.

Rose

Have You Regained Your Composure

Yes, thank you.

Well, we obviously are not going to dignify this query with a response.

I apologize to our listeners for the… chaos.

I think it is best we move on and put this nightmare behind us.

rose?

Yes, John?

i’m pretty sure none of that got censored…

F͎ͨ͗ͧ͊u̘̞͇͈̘̠̠ͭ͋̈́c̲̳̾̓k̛̙̜͇̖̖̻̜.̣̉̽͘